Random Thoughts While Having Sex
Hey guys! So I thought I was the only one that would think about other things while I am having sex. Turns out, I was wrong. One of my fellow readers asked me if she was the only one who thought of other things while in bed. I assured her that she definitely was not the only one. I thought, why not make this into a blog topic to show her she is not the only one and that she is not "weird" to think about other things while having sex.
Here's my story. Recently while having sex, I thought about my what we were going to have for dinner. Now, this might be kind of mean, but after I was done thinking about what we were having for dinner I was thinking oh my god please hurry up. If what I thought was kind of mean...I laughed about what I was thinking about . He got so mad at me. I couldn't help but to laugh.
"Maybe I should make loud sex noise so he can hurry up."
"OMG I HAVE TO FART!"
"I'm gonna moan louder and act like that didn't just hurt"
"When will Clay read his damn tape? I wonder who is on the next tape "(13 reasons why)
"I wonder if I can get him to switch positions so I can watch this show."
"OMG I hate when my boobs fall to the side when I lay down"
"HURRY UP I HAVE TO PEE!"
"I hate doggy style my boobs and stomach be flopping all over. "
People don't be ashamed about what you think about during sex because trust me there are MANY others who probably has the same thought as you. Also, don't think you are weird because EVERYBODY would be weird. Until then BYE FOR NOW MY NAUGHTY ANGELS!
